whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
As it turns out, Johnni was right. There are cucuis in the pond. In the form of tiny turtles.
Dog got drool on my glasses. What do I do? Wipe them on her for revenge.
She is actually a relatively successful cleaning thing.