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Hi. I'm Liz. Or Max.
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Bolshoi’s The Nutcracker
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april o’niel
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【Bang Bang (feat. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj)】
► by Jessie J
► from Bang Bang - Single
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Just two more weeks. Just two more weeks.

6 hours ago


LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK
We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?

Did you guess yet?

If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.

Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…

Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Have you guessed it correctly? Have you really?

Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”
Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!

This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.
7 hours ago


Dear everyone,
Snape was not a good person. Being in love with someone does not make you a good person.

What the hell is wrong with people in the Pokémon universe. 

Like, why is this grown-ass adult trusting Ash to accomplish a life-saving mission by leading a flock of Magnemite through the mountains. Like. OVER THEF UCKING MOUNTAINS. HE’S FUKING TEN.